Top 10 signs you need a new partner
You know it's time to get a new partner when he/she continually tells 'Chuck Norris' jokes and substitutes in his/her own name...
By Max 'Extra Scoop' Smithword
You ever get sent out to an out-of-state training event with your patrol partner involving air travel to and from the destination? Did the airline make your partner purchase two seats for the flight? Did your partner’s spouse call your hotel room every morning to “verify” that your partner was out on a ridealong every night? When you were having breakfast before the last day of instruction, did your partner being the conversation with, “You know, the ACLU has a really good point on...”
If any (or all) of the above has happened to you, you probably know it’s time to get a new patrol partner.
You know it’s time to get a new partner when…
10.) He/she eats venison chili with red peppers and jalapenos each night he/she with you on the schedule.
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