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There is nothing quite like a cop's sense of humor. The Police Humor topic page offers all manner of cop humor — from funny police videos to weird police news and even police jokes — that we hope will bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your voice. We’re proving that the phrase "You can't make this stuff up" is actually untrue. We can make this stuff up, and we hope you get a good laugh from the effort.
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Crisis unfolds as local officers' lunch plans remain unknown Max 'Extra Scoop' Smithword - Spoof News

Crisis unfolds as local officers' lunch plans remain unknown

Captain Chaz Burger said in classified memorandum obtained by the Straight Shooter that day shift has not yet come to a conclusive decision "on whether or not we’ll 10-7 at the sandwich place on Main or the Chinese place." - Full Story

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Legal pot giving rise to increased theft of snack foods Max 'Extra Scoop' Smithword - Spoof News

Legal pot giving rise to increased theft of snack foods

With the legalization of marijuana and the subsequent rise of its use, the inevitable desire for “munchies” after a smoking session has driven shoplifting and robbery incidents across Washington and Colorado - Full Story

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Area police getting training on taking 'selfies' Max 'Extra Scoop' Smithword - Spoof News

Area police getting training on taking 'selfies'

The new program will, according to Chief Ima Grabba-Goode, help officers “put the ‘dense’ in ‘evidence’” by striking poses that have proven to be effective in celebrity self-promotion - Full Story

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ACLU defending officer suspended for 'not shutting up about Crossfit' Max 'Extra Scoop' Smithword - Spoof News

ACLU defending officer suspended for 'not shutting up about Crossfit'

Officer Pat Meyback has been placed on one week of paid administrative leave for ‘Not shutting up about Crossfit,’ according to an internal agency document obtained by the Straight Shooter - Full Story

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Police weight loss challenge 'sabotaged' by firefighter bake-off Max 'Extra Scoop' Smithword - Spoof News

Police weight loss challenge 'sabotaged' by firefighter bake-off

Police Chief Rich Simmons insisted the department slim down in a friendly three-month competition, but the fire department may have derailed the plan by hosting a colossal bake sale - Full Story

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New training wheels available for police motorcycles Max 'Extra Scoop' Smithword - Spoof News

New training wheels available for police motorcycles

The KYBAU Tactical Training Wheels are not the first such product on the market for motorcycles, but “tinkerer” and ex-cop from Pre-Kay (Calif.) Red Tornapants thinks his invention will find a place in the police market - Full Story

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New beer can indicates how close you are to committing a crime Max 'Extra Scoop' Smithword - Spoof News

New beer can indicates how close you are to committing a crime

Already, law enforcement experts are applauding this creative new implementation of “predictive policing” technology - Full Story

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"I ain't your Papi!"

Watch as NJ Officer Anthony Damiano detains a suspicious male suspect he saw duck into an apartment building.

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10-8 The Comic: Long Day Tim Buchannan - 10-8 The Comic

10-8 The Comic: Long Day

10-8 The Comic focuses on the lighter side of police work and the often hilarious encounters that patrol officers encounter day in and day out on the beat - Full Story

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P1 Photo of the Week: The look every cop knows PoliceOne Members - Photo of the Week

P1 Photo of the Week: The look every cop knows

(PoliceOne Image) This week's photo of the week comes from Sgt. Harmon Moss of the Omaha Nebraska ... - Full Story