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Police Humor

There is nothing quite like a cop's sense of humor. The Police Humor topic page offers all manner of cop humor — from funny police videos to weird police news and even police jokes — that we hope will bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your voice. We’re proving that the phrase "You can't make this stuff up" is actually untrue. We can make this stuff up, and we hope you get a good laugh from the effort.
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P1 Humor Corner: Santa is a cop Doug Wyllie, PoliceOne Editor in Chief - 10-43: Be Advised...

P1 Humor Corner: Santa is a cop

Enjoy a laugh in a secure, safe place, and then get yourself right back into condition yellow when you’re back out on patrol - Full Story

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P1 Humor Corner: Welfare checks Mike Peterson - Cop Comedy

P1 Humor Corner: Welfare checks

I’m not a big fan of math. For example, let’s try to figure this one out. At breakfast, Of... - Full Story

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P1 Humor Corner: That's tacti-cool! Doug Wyllie, PoliceOne Editor in Chief - 10-43: Be Advised...

P1 Humor Corner: That's tacti-cool!

Enjoy a laugh in a secure, safe place, and then get yourself right back into condition yellow when you’re back out on patrol - Full Story

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P1 Humor Corner: Teenage instructors train new Sk8-Kops Mike Peterson - Cop Comedy

P1 Humor Corner: Teenage instructors train new Sk8-Kops

Instructor Joshua Jacobs from Kilbourne Junior High said that he had never applied more bandages or heard more bad language in the 14 years he’s been alive - Full Story

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P1 Humor Corner: Miranda, revised Marty Katz - Past the Uniform

P1 Humor Corner: Miranda, revised

You may not have yet been told, but there is a newly-revised manner in which we can Mirandize a subject. Yo... - Full Story

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P1 Humor Corner: Alerts to threats in 2011 Europe Doug Wyllie, PoliceOne Editor in Chief - 10-43: Be Advised...

P1 Humor Corner: Alerts to threats in 2011 Europe

Because of the 10-year anniversary of 9/11, I wasn’t intending to do any humor stuff this month. I ... - Full Story

News

Police urge holster use after man shoots own penis

A bullet accidentally fired from a pink handgun struck the penis of an Arizona man - Full Story

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P1 Humor Corner: Old, new, borrowed, and blue Doug Wyllie, PoliceOne Editor in Chief - 10-43: Be Advised...

P1 Humor Corner: Old, new, borrowed, and blue

Enjoy this stuff in a secure, safe place, and then get yourself right back into condition yellow when you’re back out on patrol - Full Story

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P1 Humor Corner: Police grants for celebrity busts Mike Peterson - Cop Comedy

P1 Humor Corner: Police grants for celebrity busts

Typical police grants require mission statements, strategic plans, and project benefit analysis — not so with NCPGP - Full Story

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P1 Humor Corner: No good deed goes unpunished Mike Peterson - Cop Comedy

P1 Humor Corner: No good deed goes unpunished

Everybody wanted to meet me, Officer Friendly, because all my traffic violators were literally thanking me for giving them a ticket! - Full Story