P1 Humor Corner: Old, new, borrowed, and blue
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We’re right smack dab in the middle of summer wedding season — yes, and summer ‘trial separation’ season, and summer ‘I guess I need a divorce lawyer’ season — so for the theme of my contribution to the P1 Humor Corner this month I’ve chosen the phrase, “Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.”
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Okay, here we go...
I’ve heard this one in so many forms it’s impossible to count. Tailor it to fit your audience.