By Police1 Staff
From a haunting in New Mexico to a serial masturbator’s cheese-ridden reign of terror in Philly, it’s a weird, weird world out there, and cops inarguably see the worst of it. Here are some of the strangest stories we covered in 2014.
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1. Police arrest alleged ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’
A serial masturbator with an affinity for a certain dairy product was nabbed after allegedly driving around and exposing himself to multiple women while he asked them to pleasure him with Swiss cheese.
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2. Tenn. cops find stolen, loaded gun in suspect’s vagina
Police found a loaded North American Arms 22-caliber mini revolver inside the woman during a jail search, bringing a whole new meaning to ‘concealed carry.’
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3. Colo. man on ‘molly’ steals ambulance, attacks cops and masturbates in station
Man had a blanket, cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him during his crime spree. You know, the essentials.
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4. Fla. woman asks for sex from cop, dials 911 after denial
Woman was arrested for misuse of 911 after repeatedly asking dispatchers to send an officer to her home for sex.
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5. Video: NM police claim ghost caught on surveillance cam
Do you believe in ghosts?
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6. NJ cop dressed as Donald Duck nabs drivers failing to yield
That 6-foot-4 Donald Duck trying to cross the street? Yeah, that’s a cop.
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7. Wanted man wins police-sponsored doughnut-eating contest, arrested
For nearly nine months, 24-year-old Bradley Hardison was a man on the run. What finally did him in? A doughnut eating contest at an anti-crime event packed with police.
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8. Minn. man lands in jail after giving cop double ‘wet Willy’
Man was getting on the “drunk bus” after bars had closed when he licked a finger on each hand and stuck them into the ears of a police sergeant.
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9. Police find jewelry cache in Pa. man’s rectum
Medical staff found a bag of synthetic marijuana, a socket wrench used for smoking, four bracelets, four necklaces, and 11 rings.
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10. Would-be Minn. burglar scared off by singing fish
Big Mouth Billy Bass apparently got the best of a would-be burglar in Minnesota.