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15 of the most absurd police department names

I'm sure these police departments are tired of all the jokes, but for the rest of us...


Some town names in our country, not to mention around the globe, are just plain silly. And when you see the police cars patrolling these silly-named towns it just adds to the level of silliness.

I'm sure these police departments are tired of all the jokes, but for the rest of us, I present...the 15 most absurd police department names:

1. Sandwich Police - Massachusetts

Enroute to guy who refused to hold the onions.

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via imgur


2. Surprise Police - Arizona

Surprise! It's the cops!

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via Surprise Police/Facebook


3. Bald Knob Police - Arkansas

They'd love this one in the UK.

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via flickr


4. Savage Police - Minnesota

They're just a little too brutal in their approach for my liking.

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via imgur


5. Climax Police - Georgia

Oh my God, we're coming...to get you.

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via imgur


6. Peculiar Police - Missouri

Can't put my finger on it, but something's just not right about these guys.

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via peculiar pd


7. Licking Police - Missouri

Doesn't seem very sanitary.

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via imgur pd


8. "French Licking" Police - Indiana

I know what a French kiss is. What exactly is a French lick?

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via french lick pd


9. Hooker Police - Oklahoma

Ladies of the night, you don't stand a chance in this town.

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via travelchannel.com


10. Hazard Police - Kentucky

Occupational hazard.

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via hazard pd


11. Beaver Police - Pennsylvania

These guys must be busy.

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via wfmj.com


12. Horni­ Police - Germany

Frisking just became really, really awkward.

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via pinterest


13. Flushing Police - Michigan

Always on call...when someone leaves a floater.

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via flushingcity.com


14. Bacon Police - Georgia

And you thought your local police department heard a lot of bacon-related cracks.

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via flickr


15. Flippin Police - Arkansas

Oh snap! It's the flippin' cops!

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via imgur


Did we miss any good ones? Add yours in the comments.

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