15 of the most absurd police department names
I'm sure these police departments are tired of all the jokes, but for the rest of us...
Some town names in our country, not to mention around the globe, are just plain silly. And when you see the police cars patrolling these silly-named towns it just adds to the level of silliness.
I'm sure these police departments are tired of all the jokes, but for the rest of us, I present...the 15 most absurd police department names:
1. Sandwich Police - Massachusetts
Enroute to guy who refused to hold the onions.
2. Surprise Police - Arizona
Surprise! It's the cops!
3. Bald Knob Police - Arkansas
They'd love this one in the UK.
4. Savage Police - Minnesota
They're just a little too brutal in their approach for my liking.
5. Climax Police - Georgia
Oh my God, we're coming...to get you.
6. Peculiar Police - Missouri
Can't put my finger on it, but something's just not right about these guys.
7. Licking Police - Missouri
Doesn't seem very sanitary.
8. "French Licking" Police - Indiana
I know what a French kiss is. What exactly is a French lick?
9. Hooker Police - Oklahoma
Ladies of the night, you don't stand a chance in this town.
10. Hazard Police - Kentucky
11. Beaver Police - Pennsylvania
These guys must be busy.
12. Horni Police - Germany
Frisking just became really, really awkward.
13. Flushing Police - Michigan
Always on call...when someone leaves a floater.
14. Bacon Police - Georgia
And you thought your local police department heard a lot of bacon-related cracks.
15. Flippin Police - Arkansas
Oh snap! It's the flippin' cops!
Did we miss any good ones? Add yours in the comments.